Have you noticed that all the old rappers like Young MC now are normal everyday people? They've exepted their fame and have moved on. They're family men, etc. But Flava Flave is a freak show with an even bigger clock around his neck. Is it that nesesary to know the time? Did his clock stop working after the 90's or does he honestly think he's in his 20's? Look at him:
Sensationalism
Woah. You actually write about stuff. Cool. Yeah I disagree about the Flava Flave thing. I mean, that helmet could totally come in handy if a bull wanted to have a horn fight with him, or if he needed to wrestle an antelope for a nice patch of grass. I'm sure it could also act as a hard hat. If a building blew up and debris was flying everywhere, raining down on people, his helmet would protect him from being hit on the head and passing out. Also, have you ever been in public and needed to be somewhere so you asked the time, but nobody knew it? Well all Flava Flave's gotta do is walk by and bam, you can see that thing from five blocks away. So there you have it. Flava Flave helps the community and keeps himself safe. Plus he's totally one step ahead of the fashion industry.
Nopidam
I never thought about it like that. Maybe I should get a helmet and clock. lol